Just to freak people out, this is the Goblin Shark. Yea, it’s a real shark.
Don’t worry; it lives off the coast of Japan in extremely deep waters.
Still, look what it can do…
Have fun in your nightmares.
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how can you not piss yourself when doing that omg
crying omg
that poor dude how much is he getting paid for that
oh my glob, bursts of uncontrollable laughter
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wow so the dolphin asked her to marry him and she kisses the other guy right in front of her rude ass bitch
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when going to a friends' house
- Normal people: What a lovely home you have
- Me: Whats your wifi password?
“hey, what time is it”
“TIME TO GET A WATCH!”
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